Reason 8 - Blue Crush

I wanted to drown her! Snarl, snarl, snarl - it's for your own good. I want to see a woman on the cover of a surfing magazine. Snarl, snarl, snarl - I want to have sex with you, what are you doing with that sexy quarterback when you can have me the attitude filled bitch? Snarl, snarl, snarl - you can do it. Win the Pipeline Masters for us. Snarl, snarl.