Reason 14 - She Made Sayid Cry

I don't like to see any of my boys cry.

As you can tell, I am eagerly awaiting the return of Lost in as my reasons are getting pretty thin!

Reason 13 - That Squishy Faced Head Tilt Thing

Is that the same thing as the snarl? I vote no. It is equally annoying though. I believe it is meant to convey a general 'Don't mess with me as I will cut (or shoot) you' attitude but in my mind it only conveys a 'Get Jinn to catch you one of those sea urchin things as you need more protein' attitude.

Reason 12 - Moral Cowardice

So far we have seen Ana Lucia kill the guy who shot her, Goodwin and Shannon (and I still assign Nathan's death to her). She is starting to border on serial killer territory here - can you say Rage-aholic?. But she is in good company as;

Jack killed the Air Marshall
Sawyer killed the Shrimp Guy (and one of the Polar Bears that could have eaten her)
Charlie killed Ethan
Kate killed her Daddy
Locke killed Boone (sort of)
Walt killed that bird
Who knows how many people Sayid has killed
Hurley's cursed numbers killed his Grampa

Hey, she should fit right in with this merry band of murderers we love so much. But really, good manners dictate that she should have attended Shannon's funeral. Locke sucked it up, Jack buried the Air Marshall.

Reason 11 - That Body

Even if I spent 60 days on that island eating only palm fronds and running away from polar bears, others and invisible monsters, I still wouldn't have a kick ass body like her. Grrrrr, not fair.

Reason 10 - The Leather Vest

I admit that I am attached to some of my clothes. I have a favourite stripey sweater but if I crash landed on an island in the South Pacific, I wouldn't unravel the sleeves and wear it through the jungle!

Reason 9 - The God Complex

'Who kept you alive all this time Bernard?' Well, maybe Mr.Eko. Food may have played a part. How about the fact that the only one 'the others' were interested in was Mr. Eko? Ummmmmmmmm - lots of things - not just you, bitch.

Reason 8 - Blue Crush

I wanted to drown her! Snarl, snarl, snarl - it's for your own good. I want to see a woman on the cover of a surfing magazine. Snarl, snarl, snarl - I want to have sex with you, what are you doing with that sexy quarterback when you can have me the attitude filled bitch? Snarl, snarl, snarl - you can do it. Win the Pipeline Masters for us. Snarl, snarl.

Reason 7 - Can You Say 'Unstable'?

I sure hope Jack has a big ol' pile of mood stabilizers in the medicine chest. Do they really need an unbalanced, trigger happy, psycho with a God complex? With the whole doomsday button thing? They already beat each other up enough as it is.

Reason 6 - She Tied Up Sayid

If anyone gets to do that, it should be me. She really is taking liberties.

Reason 5 - She Got Nathan Killed

What is it with the getting people killed thing? I am sure glad she doesn't live near me. Now, we didn't get to know Nathan very well, but we liked him on Ed. We didn't get to give him a chance. He may have added something to the group.

Reason 4 - That Snarl

As Sayid didn't slap it off her face, I just might have to. I haven't quite figured out how to find the island but with motivation like this, I am sure I can do it.