Now I Think I Hate The Writers

Wow - 3 weeks in a row with minimal Ana Lucia. Do you think the writers are listening to me? I do.

I realize that I have been remiss in updating the site but I have spent the last week recovering from a massive blow. I am strong enough to admit that it was self inflicted but it was a blow none the less. All through last weeks episode, I had this lovely feeling that I had succeeded in my mission - I had made the writers listen. I got really excited that for the second week in a row there seemed to be no Ana Lucia. I began to think that maybe they had the polar bear picked out, had it in a cage and were starving it while once a day throwing in a piece of her clothing to get it used to her scent. But unfortunately at the end of the episode there she was - all in one piece. I was so depressed. I couldn't even rant about that facial expression that I assume was supposed to be a smile but actually just made her look like she was about to throw up.

This week I didn't let my self get excited at the lack of her - why are they playing these games with me?

Reason 17 - Rude Rude Rude

The writers tried to trick me this week by only showing her once but they did not succeed, she still pissed me off. If someone comes over to say hello to you while you are sitting on the beach - wouldn't you stand up. Isn't that just polite? She did this weird open mouth smiley thing and did shake hands but still - I just don't like her.


And - what was up with Sawyer's 'haircut'? Someone had better send Kate to fake hairedressing school again.

Reason 16 - Don't Think She Would Have Made Detective

Why did it take the great policewoman 27 days (one death and the loss of all the kids) to figure out that Goodwin ran out of the jungle and not into it? Admittedly, no one else clued into this but then they are not trained as keen observers are they?

Reason 15 - Pure Unadulterated Jealousy

If she has a thing with Jack, I think my head might explode. The neighbours are already complaining about all the screaming at the TV on Wednesdat nights and my roommate is thinking about having me committed. I don't even want to consider the consequences of a Jack, Ana Lucia and a few too many tequila and tonics. Ick!